Weird Scout Motto, Oath, and Salute

The motto of the Weird Scouts of America is “expect anything,” and the designated tattoo of a weird scout is a copyrighted design depicting a single suspicious eye peering to the left.  Continue reading →

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13 Points of Weird Scout Law

A weird scout is curious. Curiosity is what sets enterprising young girls, boys, and shadow-children apart from the grey and blistered masses that huddle silently in the wastes. The tendency to ask questions, to seek answers, and to fail to accept most of the first several answers received may annoy those whom you encounter, but will aid you in your survival and ascension to divinity. Continue reading →

Lessons Teaching Teaches

(Note: As of summer 2016, I am no longer an English teacher. The lessons below still apply.)

I have worked as an English teacher in Taiwan for two years. While I enjoy teaching, it was never my intention to become a career teacher. Many of the people reading this post will be in a similar situation: you wanted to move abroad, to learn a new language, to meet new people, and the best way to find work in the meantime was to teach English.

Fine. But while teaching may not be your end goal, I caution against viewing it flippantly, as a means to an end. This attitude damages your impact on your students, and on a more self-centered note, it often deprives you of an opportunity for self-development. Teaching a language requires you to sharpen so many skills that are often neglected at a ‘normal’ job back home.

Employers often question why a candidate “took time off” to teach abroad, and many teachers themselves also frame the experience this way. But it isn’t a vacation, and if you pay attention, work hard, and try to understand what you are doing, you’ll find that teaching can be as personally rewarding as it is enjoyable.

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Yanshui ‘Beehive’ Fireworks Festival 2016

Yanshui was packed with people dressed like androgynous firefighters.

The fireworks festival is famously dangerous and takes place only thirty minutes by train from Tainan city, where I live. Many think of it as something like the Taiwanese Running of the Bulls. The tradition of firing hundreds of thousands of fireworks into the crowd began sometime in the 19th century, when the people of Yanshui appealed to martial god Guan Gong to rid them of the cholera epidemic then raging. Apparently, the celestial general expected to be greeted by fireworks, and that is exactly what his palanquin, carried through the streets, received. The tradition carries on to this day. Continue reading →

The 5 Best/Worst Things about Life in Taiwan

(Note: As of summer 2016, I no longer live in Taiwan, having moved to Shanghai.)

(Disclaimer: I am a foreigner living in Taiwan. I am not a local, nor am I an expert. These opinions are based solely on my experiences.)

I’ve lived in Taiwan for two years. Living abroad sometimes presents challenges, but these are rarely insurmountable and, if you can overcome them, it can be one of the greatest experiences a person can have.

I want to get this out of the way: I love Taiwan and I’m grateful to be here. Despite this, there are days when I want to pull out my (or someone else’s) hair, and on these days it is helpful to reflect on the advantages of a place like this. In a similar vein, when I’m in a particularly positive mood, a brief reminder of the small frustrations can keep me grounded.

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